Last night I saved a piece of mooncake then an idiot rat opened the fridge and nibbled my favorite portion of the cake. I was worried i might catch LEPTOSPIROSIS so I moved on and I decided that the vermint might just be poor,bitter and deadhungry. So I decided to book flights, take vacation & get my new cake abroad. So there I was on a foreign country minding my own business…swaggin & chillaxin on the money I saved then much to my surprise the rat followed me so I went hiding in the theatre. It was a horrid tweeny vampire movie but i'd rather safekeep my cake the very precious cake that i've craved in my life. Much to my surprise…the rat brought backpackers and slackers even the former creatures the rat insulted and it was just a revolting hypocrisy and leech(ery) that i had to let go of my cake. Now from these worst metaphorical scenarios should I:
A. Just always give something to the rats in a manner of sympathy and self pity just for the sake of 'noticing'
B.Should the rat always mediocre(ly) make even with anything I do in the form of freeloading expenses very similar to I peed on this area so i must pee on this one too so that the rat would finally be noticed by its futile efforts.
C.Am i just overthinking things that I miss the best parts of my life and that I just have to ignore the rats and hypocrite beggars so I can focus into more productive things like bunjee jumping in Mt. Everest or having an authentic Burmes massage to name a few…
THANK you very much ;-)