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About K.D.Ownz:

I'ma kid, so what? I like chocolate, writing, anime, fighting, Foamy, FLuffee, and lots of other stuff.

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YAOI!!!

Yaoi! Oh, how I love yaoi! You can't get that kind of adorableness anywhere else, folks! Yes, for you wonderers, it is gay. So what? Anyway, I can't go aday without reading yaoi fanfiction or descretely searching for doujinshi. Ever watch 'Boku no Pico'? It's super kawaii if you get past all of the smut and lemon. Oh, yeah, and if you watch any season of 'Naruto' without knowing that SasuNaru is the most powerful yaoi pairing in the world, then you need mental help. Anyone could tell you that. Personally, I lovee the way that 'Katekyo Hitman Reborn!' displays its pairings as numbers with he occasional letter. My favorites are 8059 and 1827. If you don't know, look it up. I'm only a few steps away from being a hardcore fujoshi and I'm loving every second of it. I may not be gay, but a lot of BL never hurt anybody. So, if you think you can be a fujoshi or at least a bit of a yaoi fangirl/fanboy, give it a go. Start with fanfiction, moe to doujinshi, then keepit going with watching actual yaoi anime. Hell, if you're a gay yaoi fanboy, decide whether you're an uke or a seme. Tell your friends. A gay kid can't be picked on if he's surrounded by yaoi fangirls. So, take that, homophobes! That"s right, transfer over here! Screw cookies, the Dark Side has YAOI!

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K.D.Ownz ranted 5 years, 4 months ago. Viewed 79 times.

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Hip Hop Music And Why I Rock

Okay, you know what, I'm starting to really get sick of my music. Why do I say "my" music? Because I'm a black chick who twitches whenever a Chris Brown song comes on the radio. Wanna know why I can't stand most of the hip hop songs I hear? Because of what they're mostly about. Sex, money, murder, and drugs. Nice. Yeah, that's what we want kids listening to. And this is coming from a kid! I'm fourteen and I can't stand it. When I turn on the radio, I don't want to hear "I just wanna see you strip". No! That's stupid and the subliminal messages are annoying. What the hell! We look up to singers and music artists because of said subliminal messages. They're music is supposed to help us or brighten up our day, not give us instructions on how to become a stripper. Oh, and that song "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna and Chris Brown. What the f*** is that song even about? How the hell is sex related to a birthday cake? Bravo, you two idiots, you just traumatized kids all over the nation. What's next, are you going to ruin ice-cream, too? Then there's that song "Dance" by Big Sean and Nicki Minaj. The hell? All I heard when I listened to that was "Ass, ass, ass, ass." Yeah, but adults don't want their kids doing this stuff. Aren't the majority of the music artists out there adults? When Beyonce and Jay-Z's kid gets older, what will they say about all of this? See? Seeee? this is why I listen to rock! Green Day, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, The Offspring, whatever! Against my culture, you say? Well, destroying the value of a once thought-worthy birthday treat goes against my MORALS! Hello, people, do you not see this bulls***? Some of you may be offended by this. Good! Maybe now you'll see how this s***'ll mess with your brain! And no, I am not bashing all Hip Hop, because I enjoy a lot of it. Its freaking great. I just hate kind that is continuously about sex, money, murder, and drugs. You can glare at my "Gives You Hell" T-Shirt all you want. That won't stop me from screaming the words to "American Idiot" in your ears while you try to decipher the meaning behind the lyrics to the song "Wobble". Let me help. THERE IS NO MEANING. There are songs that just came out that I can actually listen to, like "Fly", "The Motto", "Take Care". I have to go all the way back in time to get a good song. Ever hear "Ladies First" by Queen Latifah? No? Well listen to it and tell me that it's the same. You can't. Why? Because that song is actually meaningful. Now stop telling that I'm an Oreo and that I'm going against my culture. My culture changed and made me this way. Know what, you won't go far, kid. It's a topsy turvy world we're living in and you're on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. If you'd rather listen about how to identify a Stupid Hoe instead of going home and getting stoned, go ahead. You're gonna get f***ed up and when the time comes, Imma give you hell!

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K.D.Ownz ranted 5 years, 7 months ago. Viewed 27 times.

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Twilight Is Not The New Harry Potter!

Okay, since this is my first rant, I'm going to do it on something that I've been thinking about forever—Twilight. Don't get me wrong, I hate Twilight. It bored me and honestly, it shamed all vampires. What I hate the most is that some people are saying that it's the next Harry Potter. Really, people? Who else finds something wrong with that? How are the two even similar? So what if Robert Pattinson was in both series. In Harry Potter, he was introduced and killed off in the same movie. He actually held a significant, if brief, role that I respected. Even though he died quickly, it gave Harry another reason to kick Voldemort's ass and that is freaking epic. However, in Twilight, he plays a sparkling vampire (WTF) that's in love with a mortal. Dude, where's the action in that? I don't see how it's the next Harry Potter. One, there's no magic. Two, there's no one massive bad guy. Three, there's a freaking live triangle. Four, THERE IS NO ACTION. Five, the "hero" does not draw me in with his personality. Six, there's no epically awesome castle. Seven, the characters aren't lovable. I could go on, but I might offend some Twilight fans.And what's with this Team Edward vs Team Jacob s***? It's not like the pairing wasn't already prescripted. You don't hear us Potter fans going "Team Harry" or "Team Ron" to decide who gets Hermione. Why? Because they's obvious from the door. Opposites attract, people! Harry and Ginny are just a great match. And if the two series are "so much alike" where's Twilight's own Draco Malfoy, hmm? Where's the arrogant, yet, lovable bastard that should annoy every hero? Every story needs one of those. Also, Bella's personality is as interesting as a speck of dust. She has emotions, yeah, but where's everything else? I could go on, but this may a bit too much for some of you. Until next time! ~K.D.

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K.D.Ownz ranted 5 years, 8 months ago. Viewed 195 times.

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