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About Jasper:

Hey I'm Jasper, I can be straightforward at times but for the most part I'm a nice guy.

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Looking in the mirror naked gives me a boner sometimes. Damn I love narcissism. Or I guess the euphemism would ...

Looking in the mirror naked gives me a boner sometimes.
Damn I love narcissism. Or I guess the euphemism would be rational egoism.
I love myself, I'm always happy, and I couldn't give a s*** what others think. There's literally no downfall here! Yay!

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Jasper ranted 6 years, 6 months ago. Viewed 111 times.

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Relationships

Why are girls only confident and sexy when they're already in a relationship? I find them way, way more fun to hang out with than single girls who always put up this shy, hard-to-get act, which is just f***ing annoying.

Goddammit, I've been homewrecking so much I don't know what it's like to flirt with a single girl anymore… And before you start flaming me for hooking up with girls in relationships, they're always the ones who chase me. I just wanted to have female friends who are secure in who they are and not try-hards, and all I get are these huge messes.

I can't even hang out with an entire organization anymore because every time I go to their meetings all their goddamn girlfriends hit on me with their boyfriends there. It's flattering, but for f*** sake I can't make friends without there being an ulterior motive anymore. Now all I do is just study, eat, sleep, and work out. Bleh. Summer needs to get here faster.

Also, yes, I have guy friends. The problem is they're all graduating this year because I can't hang out with guys my own age. There are too many ego clashes.

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Jasper ranted 6 years, 6 months ago. Viewed 52 times.

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THESE PAPERS ARE MAKIN ME CRAAAAAAAZYYYY. 15 more pages to write after this paper, goddddakldjf;akl. On the plus side I ...

THESE PAPERS ARE MAKIN ME CRAAAAAAAZYYYY. 15 more pages to write after this paper, goddddakldjf;akl.

On the plus side I get to see one of my best friends and go to a gay club with her next friday. Should be interesting.. I finally get to dance without girls who suck at dancing tryin to grind up on me wooo

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Jasper ranted 6 years, 6 months ago. Viewed 71 times.

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Usually I love film class..

Goddammit. My professor is terrible. I'm at a university and yet my professor so obviously used Google twenty minutes before class to give us a commentary on a film we were about to watch. What the f***. She turned a fantastic sociopolitical commentary on the nature of Communism in swallowing up local cultures and spitting out more Red propaganda into some f***ing bulls*** story about celebrating the awesomeness of the rural communities.

How the f*** do you mess that up? The only way is to have misread a review on Google by some a****** who didn't even watch the movie but just read a quick synopsis on imdb which rarely, IF EVER, contain the subtle connotations of a movie, ESPECIALLY one that had to operate under heavy censorship when it was released. Goddammit. Why am I even going to this university. I should just move to LA now and start working in the mailroom now so I don't waste anymore time with film theory bulls***.

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Jasper ranted 6 years, 6 months ago. Viewed 50 times.

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Listlessness, apathy. hopefully the therapist diagnoses it as depression and not just angst. feels like depression though, there must be ...

Listlessness, apathy. hopefully the therapist diagnoses it as depression and not just angst. feels like depression though, there must be some sort of chemical imbalance in my brain else i wouldnt constantly feel this way.. i dont want to go on antidepressants though, they just blot out your emotions even more.. sigh. its too bad i dont believe in an afterlife or id have killed myself already

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Jasper ranted 6 years, 7 months ago. Viewed 96 times.

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