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To the rather handsome thing I saw walking on the sidewalk (heartbreak)

So I was driving down the road in a typical commercial area. The weather was perfect, not too cold and not too hot. I had the windows down, and the wind coursing through my hair was just perfect.

I was on my way home feeling a little solemn and lonely. *sigh*

There goes 5th street, then 4th, then 3rd. But Ocean Ave, now that was different.

As I entered the intersection of Ocean and Roosevelt I took a quick glance to my right. Then, without a single warning, there you were in all your glory.

You walked with a skip in your step, and seemed liked the type who lived life without a care in the world. It's quite the charm, I must admit.

You weren't tall or big. In fact, I would go as far as to say that you were rather short.

You wore that cute little red scarf around your gloriously white gleaming neck. That woman you were with has absolutely no idea how lucky she is to have you.

Why are all the good ones taken? I'm reluctant to admit that you two look good together. So good that it fills me with jealousy.

Is it wrong to wish that I was in her place? To be the one walking down the street with you?

To hug and pet you to my heart's content? To hold your leash and walk you every morning? OMG! You were such a cute puppy!!!!!

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anonymous ranted 8 years ago.
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middle commented on this rant 6 years, 6 months ago.

Almost thought something's wrong with you, when you mentioned the leash part lol
I love it!!! Awesome! XD

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sessychick13 commented on this rant 7 years, 3 months ago.

LMAO that is some nice work... are you an author

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Mmonkey commented on this rant 8 years ago.

describe a man as a "cute puppy", i felt you're an overwhelmed woman yourself :)

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Mmonkey commented on this rant 8 years ago.

i guess that was a puppy

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anonymous commented on this rant 8 years ago.

It is a puppy my Dear!

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Mmonkey commented on this rant 8 years ago.

sounds like you're describing a man cuz of you're thirsty

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anonymous commented on this rant 8 years ago.

That DARN pug in the red scarf was definitely something! LOL. =D

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elle commented on this rant 8 years ago.

lol that was well written =)

you didnt identify anything too specific until the end, leading the reader in a totally different way ha ha ha, made me laugh pretty hard to myself. made me look like a nutso.

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Arena commented on this rant 8 years ago.

LOL. I was cracking up the whole time I was reading it! =D

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anonymous commented on this rant 8 years ago.

hahahh you are retarded ass chick

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I_Agree commented on this rant 8 years ago.

I didn't get it until "cute puppy!!!"... :-(

I'm so slow...

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Mmonkey commented on this rant 8 years ago.

at least you know the right thing to do, post after you read the whole thing

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anonymous commented on this rant 8 years ago.

LOL!!! Very cute!

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XeroLimitsX commented on this rant 8 years ago.

Hahahaha that was cute.

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Who_Am_I commented on this rant 8 years ago.

hilarious. totally fooled me until I read "leash." I thought "wtf, I would never want you as my gf". But in the end, I was cracking up at work.

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sessychick13 commented on this rant 7 years, 3 months ago.

I read pet and leash and right away i got it

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welshsteve2009 commented on this rant 8 years ago.

omg, I thought I had clicked the wrong page and landed on 'worlds greatest love stories'.
My god that reads like a romance novel. Hardly a rant. lol