Long list of annoyances

The f***o bastards who found my dead cat and didn't bother to ring me about him, despite the fact that he had a f***ing collar with his name and my phone number on it.

The f***wits at the local paper, who will allow you to submit a classified ad to them, but won't tell you how much it will cost until AFTER you've submitted it. Dodgy much?

The 58 cocksuckers on the road yesterday who decided it would be a great idea to drive 20 under the speed limit because f*** it - why not? Compounded by the dumb bitch in front of me who changes lanes without indicating, or looking in her blind spot, which I was in due to my attempt to pass the stupid cow as she trundled down the road like she was driving a f***ing tractor through a field.

The people next door to me who collect f***ing animals and then neglect them, so I feel like it's my own responsibility to offer to take said animals instead, when I can barely afford to feed myself and my partner properly.

The f***ing dumb-arse univeristy system that won't tell me what score I need to get in to any of my courses, can't tell me what my results translate to (score-wise) and don't release qualification letters until halfway through January. What if I need to find a f***ing job dick-suck? I'd like to have at least some sort of idea of what will be happening next year so I can plan around it. Thanks for that, Federal Government.

Speaking of which. Every single political party in this back-woods f***ing country can suck it. Not a single one of them can be trusted. I know that everyone has been saying that for thousands of years, but that's because it's true. Individuals might go in there with a goal and an idea or two, but within a week they have a fat wallet and a f***-you-I'm-rich-now attitude.

My damn partner, who asks me to wake him up at 10, then goes straight back to sleep anyway. WHAT WAS THE f***ING POINT OF THAT, HONEY?

People who park too far to one side in an already-tight car park. f*** you wankbiscuit, I can't even get my f***ing Excel into that spot now.

OK I think that's all I have for this weekend.

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Arachne ranted 8 years, 7 months ago.
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anonymous commented on this rant 8 years, 4 months ago.

Regarding your dead cat: I don't think anyone would want to come close enough to something dead on the road to get your contact number and notify you. Your cat was outside and could have caught rabies or something.

Arachne2 commented on this rant 8 years, 4 months ago.

I'm the OP. Couldn't log in so I had to make a new account.
a) He was in their back yard, not out in the street.
b) They got close enough to identify him as mine, since they told me a week later, and throw him in a bin.
c) There is no rabies in Australia.

anonymous commented on this rant 8 years, 4 months ago.

Yeah, that is wrong. I imagine you also love your cat a lot which puts salt on the wound. :/

elle commented on this rant 8 years, 7 months ago.

Great rant =) Keep your head up and don't be afraid to be stern or stoic once in a while!

I_Agree commented on this rant 8 years, 7 months ago.

Wow, what a way to start the weekend...

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anonymous commented on this rant 8 years, 7 months ago.

My girlfriend did the same thing. She tells me she's going to break up with me if I don't wake up on time and get her to get up.The alarm rang, I woke up, I nudged her, "honey, wake up or you'll be late for work". She starts sitting up, looked at the time, panicked, and said, "oh my god, it's already 8am!". She gave it a second thought, relized that she wasn't so late and laid back down with her arms and legs wrapped tightly around me. There was nothing I can do, I felt so comfortable and loved even though I knew she'll be very mad later. We both woke up running out the door after a quick five minutes in the restroom. She had no idea what she did in the morning until i reminded her.

herself commented on this rant 8 years, 5 months ago.

OH MY GOD! I'm so sorry about your cat. I love my kitty and if that ever happened to me I would be hysterical. My friend once lost her cat and some pisstwat crank called her house and said that her cat got run over. Turns out they found the cat alive, but that guy deserved to be kicked in the testicles. Hard.

bdna commented on this rant 8 years, 7 months ago.

good ranting!