Jasper's Age |
How old do you think Jasper is?
I personally think he's 30. Look at that receding hairline. His skin on that picture looks well tanned, more tan then an 18 year old could accomplish. It more looks like years of youth passed away very slowly, and remolded, shaped, tanned into what it is now. But the skin is like play dough, which you can remold something over and over again, but slowly over time it hardens, crusts, wrinkles, and can no longer hold its shape.
His chin, it is nice and square and manly. Tis the kind of chin that teenagers dream to have (or not). It attracts the ladies because of its manly smexiness, and thus you have his beautiful young girlfriend, who masks his age. He has drooping cheeks, and ears that have been affected by gravity to the point they are stretching downward toward the floor.
How old do you think he is?
edit: I_Agree is right.
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LOL wth is this rant? Why are you singling out Jasper?! Why is he so special?! Yeesh! =)
I thought he was like in his early 20s.
Personally, I don't like his chin and I don't find him attractive.
But, kudos to Jasper! He seems to be more mature and much more eloquent than others his age. :)
I think it's referring to http://rantfoo.com/rants/514/to-jasper-from-l/#c2393
His chin is awesome by the way.
Noo! But we were meant to be, Calai! =(
I'll go cry in a corner now.
Sorry, dude.
But I hope there are no spiders in that corner. Ewwww
Because Jasper is smexy, in a non homo way. If he wasnt so young, we could all go bro out.
What does smexy mean? What is it a portmanteau of?
I think its sexy + manly = smexy
Ohhh thanks!
Oooo, lets all have a LAN party. Geek it up!
ouchhh =[
they be hating my rant. HATING!
Why you hollerin?
What the f***?
Edit: btw, that's a very small picture to judge me by =P
:)
I'd almost pity you, but I don't think you like pity. :( Idk.
But my pity is available. =) Sorry, man. It's a funny rant though -- it made me laugh. lol.
Jasper shouldn't feel bad. At least everyone agrees that he's very attractive...Right, right??Eh? ;)
You're attractive Jasper. There's nothing to feel bad about.
Correction. ALMOST everyone. http://rantfoo.com/rants/516/jaspers-age/#c2413
Just had to rub that one in. IT STINGS, AHHH.
You're a good sport. :D
Pfft. You owe me dinner for this injustice. Chocolate chip pancakes please.
I can't.
I only know how to spread cold pbj onto cold bread and cut off the crust.
Not even pancakes??? =(
Add a cold drink to that and you got yourself a nice dinner.
That was really the point lol. No hard feelings Jasper.
A man of few words.
Dude, he's totally poppin fresh. I think hes like 18 tbh.
^the name says all. Jasper is too much of a smexii beast to be 30. Once again no homo. =]
Well, Jasper from the Twilight series is like a gazillion years old... but I'm not sure at what age he was turned into a vampire... >.>
nuu thats not the jasper that we were refering to.
Yes, I know. But I was just saying.
Lol.