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Sexyyyy Jasper

Friend won't stop bothering me. She keeps talking about how Jasper is so SEXY. *sigh* Save me.

*Friend*: OMG....
He is sooooooooo SEXY!

*me*: Yeeeeesh

*Frind*: so I thinmk that while you study I'll continue to oggle him...
=)

*me*: Stop saying that word my parents can hear!

*Friend*: ah, best way to study....
OK....

*me*: Lol

*Friend*: I stopped....
I'm typing now....
get it?

*me*: Yes you ogle him k

*Friend*: soooooo sexxxxyyyyy

*me*: lol k
Ok bye!

*Friend*: WAIT! You have to admit, whenever i see the name jasper the image I see is of the cullen, sexy *Jackson Rathbone...*

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rez1od8hCY4/TCMwNbrSjdI/AAAAAAAAAPM/NpacjUgegrU/s1600/Jackson_Rathbone_hot.jpg&imgrefurl=http://indy-twilighter.blogspot.com/2010/06/eclipse-premiere-night-breaking-news.html&usg=__wfxvYgQTxdGrQfTvXAc0zJkqMao=&h=600&w=400&sz=40&hl=en&start=0&sig2=ig4B0hFg5J5c2S0YejKsdg&zoom=1&tbnid=piz3hh8B1TOamM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=95&ei=XKJwTJKlK4W8sQP6sq3SBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJasper%2Beclipse%2Bpremiere%2Bphotos%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1160%26bih%3D679%26tbs%3Disch:10,56&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=233&vpy=314&dur=850&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=88&ty=228&oei=XKJwTJKlK4W8sQP6sq3SBg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:21,s:0&biw=1160&bih=679
*Friend* WHere's my drool bucket?

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I suppose she has a bit of decent taste, though if I were to have a vampire bf, I'd want Ian Somerhalder in The Vampire Diaries.

Jk. >.>

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anonymous ranted 7 years, 10 months ago.
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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 10 months ago.

You should buy your friend a drool bucket for Christmas. It's only the thoughtful thing to do seeing as how your friend has lost theirs.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 10 months ago.

Great idea.

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elle commented on this rant 7 years, 10 months ago.

Alice is so cute :) I love her!

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Jasper commented on this rant 7 years, 10 months ago.

This really disturbed me until I saw the google images link. Whew.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 10 months ago.

Are you sure someone didn't do it on purpose to catch your attention? LOL. *wink* *wink* =D

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Jasper commented on this rant 7 years, 10 months ago.

Yay, an Internet stalker! I've never had one of those, this should be fun ^^

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 10 months ago.

bahahahaaa.