Don't you just hate it when this happens:
So I'm hanging out with this one guy. We're alone, but I wasn't aware of it at the moment. We just keep talking. Eventually there's this awkward silence. Then, out of nowhere, he asks,
"Aren't you afraid that I'm going to kill you?"
"Well now I am! WHAT THE EFF?!?!?!"
Seriously, why do people do that?