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Ranting At Myself

Half past one in the morning, am I stark raving bloody mad?!
I am up in less than five hours, I was tired all this week and all the week before, collapsed out over the weekend and remain feeling like a corpse ejected forcibly from its coffin.
Still, I'm reading rants and checking emails, and eating malt loaf, as if THAT was going to help get me to sleep!
This is terrible, my mid life crisis is composed of snacking in the wee hours and a total lack of Harley Davisons.

I can't sleep! I'm dead tired! I WANT MALT LOAF!!

Oh, I give up.....

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And for those overly observant amongst you who may read the time stamp and realize that i actually wrote this one early evening...PEDANTS!! An artist rants about his subject matter when the need strikes....

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Wolfsinger ranted 7 years, 2 months ago.
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Wolfsinger commented on this rant 6 years, 5 months ago.

And for all of you offering helpful suggestions ... thanks for your rather touching concern! Actually, it was just an amuised-at-my-malt-loaf-snack Rant and nothing more!

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BanditBlytheBunnyEater commented on this rant 6 years, 5 months ago.

This may sound stupid and childish (Well, I'm sixteen, is that still considered a child?) but I know some things that might cheer you up; Go see a movie, go on a shopping spree, go see your favorite band/artist in concert, read a good book, etc. But if you have no time for that, as I know how busy some people are, take a sleeping pill, have a small bedtime snack (milk, a granola bar, an apple, or something else healthy) and get a good night's rest! :)

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lizt999 commented on this rant 6 years, 6 months ago.

haha british grammar. anyway, just stop eating and if you have something to do, like do the laundry or wash the dishes or wash your car, just do that and try eating normal food and if you still cant sleep, try eating a big dinner before bed and then if that doesnt work, go to a doctor or take a sleeping pill

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OneLonelyPickle commented on this rant 6 years, 6 months ago.

Holy crap, a rant written with at least some common courtesy for English grammar and spelling? And it's NOT about your relationship? Kudos.

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ranterforever commented on this rant 6 years, 6 months ago.

I agree.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

TAKE A SLEEPING PILL!

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

What helped me with falling asleep if jogging. When I jog in the morning before I start my day, it helps with a lot of things, including sleep. You should try it out. Just take out 15 mins of your time to at least do a one mile jog.

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Calai commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

the other night I could not sleep until 0330 and I had to get up early to study. I think it was the caffeine. What is malt loaf? Im guessing it is either something like meat loaf or a loaf of bread made with malt whiskey?

Without caffeine, I fall asleep just fine. Try shutting off all lights and any electronics that might tempt you. I also have an evening routine that gets me so comfortable and ready to just flop onto my bed. Maybe you should try that... A routine that gets you comfortable.

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Calai commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

Nevermind about the malt loaf question. I googled it.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

LOL. He's from the UK! =)

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Calai commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

Got it. :)