I cough outside, The cops get called on me

So last night I was sitting on my step at 1am talking with a friend. After about 30 minutes of talking one cop car drives past and another stops at the end of my street. They get out the car, point their flash lights at me first then my friend and literally ask "Were you two fighting? We got a call that a woman was being beat at this address." It took only a couple minutes to convince them that I certain wasn't getting my ass kicked and one cop car left, another stayed just watching us. I'm use to my neighbors hating me because I sit outside late but this was the first time cops were called and for all reasons somehow me getting beat. I have a cold so did my coughing keep you a******s up? Did you really think calling the cops would make me go inside? Because that just made me wanna sit out there longer. So whoever you were I hope you enjoyed me coughing loudly and clapping my hands every 15 minutes to sound like hits until 4am hoping I'd piss you off enough for you to come out and tell me off yourself. You know where I live dear neighbors. Why not just come over and let me be the one to call the cops when I kick your ass?

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AngelXDestroy ranted 8 years, 8 months ago.
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anonymous commented on this rant 8 years, 8 months ago.

Poor thing, don't need to stay until 4am to make a point. You're torturing yourself and the neighbor....We all have rights. I don't think your neighbor can keep calling the cops like that. Just do what you like but stay out of trouble. Hope your cough gets better! ^___^

I_Agree commented on this rant 8 years, 8 months ago.

I had a friend that lived next to an old (not that old though) guy who would go completely ballistic whenever he heard the slightest noise at night.

One time, I dropped by his place at around 9:00 PM at night to pick him up for a road trip across the state. I swear we didn't make so much as a squeak and we were talking very calmly as we walked out of his place toward the car parked on the street.

Then, without warning, this old guy comes out half-dressed to his balcony screaming his lungs out. I couldn't tell if he was dying from an alien parasite eating through his insides or chanting some sort of glorious magical spell sprinkled with garbled profanity while frantically waving his magical broomstick wand at us.

I have never been more confused in my life. We stood there for a good 30 min. just to listen to him scream vague profanities at us and watch him wave his arms around while waking his other neighbors up from all the sound.

And for the icing on top:

When he was finally finished with his war-cries, he pointed his magical broomstick at us and threatened to call the local sheriff's office if we make too much noise again.

We just nodded and said okay as we happily left on our road trip miles away from there.

elle commented on this rant 8 years, 8 months ago.

Even if you were a neighbor, mind your own business mfers. If the OP (original poster) wants to sit outside and talk to a friend at 1am, let them be. You want to sleep because you have work/need to wake up early? Get over it cause it isn't anyone elses fault that you're a light sleeper. Calling the cops is such an immature childish response to get over something so mild and minor.

Get up, walk over and politely ask if they could move the conversation into the house. Adults talk things through LIKE adults.

anonymous commented on this rant 8 years, 8 months ago.

Ya think maybe they were just frustrated because they had to get up early for work the next morning? Maybe they were that desperate to get some sleep!
Besides, how do you even know it was them who called? You know, if they really wanted you to keep it quiet, all they had to do was tell the cops that you were disrupting their sleep. If it was after 11pm, the cops would have to respond and abide by their request.
Maybe the person who called simply misunderstood something that was being said and truly believed that someone was being threatened or beaten. I would hope that if someone felt that a neighbor was being hurt, that they would call the cops. Just a thought ...

anonymous commented on this rant 8 years, 8 months ago.

you seriously need to grow up, your behaviour is totally unnecessary.