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co-worker's wife --- Getting my own apartment

I work in a rather small office. This is my first real job as I have graduated college just this past May. I like my job and I do it well and have no intention of leaving. Problem … one of my co-workers has a wife who pops in once a week to meet her husband for lunch. She doesn't work too far away. I'll call him John. John introduced me to his wife when I first began work and I kind of noticed that when his wife shook my hand, it wasn't an ordinary friendly handshake. She grasped my hand with both of hers and gently squeezed while looking me up and down. I wish this was my imagination, but since then she manages to track me down on her weekly visit. She now makes it a point to look me in the eye, stare at my crotch, then look me in the eye again and smile. I like my job, I kind of like John and I definitely like his wife, but it is his wife. What do I do? There is just so much a young guy like me can take.

Update on my situation:——She showed up yesterday. Like I knew she would, she found her way to me. She has to pass my office in order to get to the lady's room. I think that is the excuse she uses. This time when she stopped at my door way to say hello, I got up and started to walk out so she wouldn't come in. She gave me that look up and down again. I don't know where it came from, but I looked at myself up and down too and asked if I had something on me. Her reply, "Nothing yet". All I can utter was, "Huh?" She giggled and gave me an "mmmmmmm" as I squeezed past her. I am reaching my breaking point as I know I am NOT imagining anything.

Further update, 8/11/10——-She showed up today and was up to her usual antics. I think she just gets off on flirting and told her so as I walked away from her and whispered "tease" in her ear. She giggled and followed me to the coffee room. She poked her head in and said, "we'll see" as she made her way on to the ladies' room. Upon returning to my office, I noticed a little gift on the seat of my office chair … yup, her panties. Perfect Victoria Secret g-string panties. I was excited and dumbfounded at the same time. She and her husband made their way out to lunch, passing by my office on the way out. She glanced in and offered an inconspicuous smirk.

8/12/10 close of the business day——My co-worker is out all day at a seminar. The phone just rang and the sweet sounding voice on the other end said, "Tease huh? I'll be at the corner pub." I've been sitting here since playing this out in my head. I should have left already. Very tempting, but the pub is too close to work. I will decide whether I am heading home or to the pub when I get off the elevator.

8/12/10 end of the night——Well, what can I say? Curiosity killed the cat. A quick peek inside just to see if she was actually there got my blood pumping in all the wrong places. She was and I was already kind of committed to walking inside. One beer led to another and then another. It's laughable, but this rendez-vous ended up being a counseling session. She basically cried on my shoulder about her relationship and told me things that no one should know about their co-worker. The tables were turned, I had control. I tried to be sympathetic, but my parting words were: "work it out with John and stop being a flirt and a tease." She grabbed me and kissed me. She said, "I'm no tease." Chills came over me. Control back to her!

8/13/10 end of the work week——I waited all day for my phone to ring. She didn't call. John was back to work today and I had a hard time looking him in the eye. He asked, "How was your day yesterday?" I am paranoid now … Did he ask because he wasn't in the office or does he know something? By the time I gathered myself, I was able to utter, "Alright I guess." He snickered or did he?! My mind is shot. What did I do? It's the weekend now and I'll have to deal with these demons a few more days until I can talk to her again and figure this out.

8/18/10 ——-It's been a long week. John and I are good. It was paranoia at its best doing its magic on me … thank goodness! Well, the long awaited visit finally came. All I got was a "hi" and she moved on. I found myself hoovering around her general area. I know she knew I was around, but she basically ignored me. I managed to get her ear for a split second and told her that I don't appreciate her mind games. She ignored that and moved on. After lunch, her husband (John) found me and told me that his wife thinks I'm cute and she may want to set me up with her friend if I was available. John invited me to their house this weekend for a BBQ to meet this girl. I told him that I would have to get back to him. Later on my phone rang. Yes, it was her! She told me that if I would date her friend, then we could see more of each other. She said her friend knows about me and they both talk of sharing me. HELP! I told her not to expect me at the BBQ and I was done playing her games. Then she told me that she wanted me bad. I hung up.

8/21/10 ——First, I'd like to point out that I am a young guy with raging hormones and I find it hard to believe in this day and age that all of you who post here are so morally correct. For goodness sake, more than half of the population cheats. It's not right, but don't get down on me … I have no attachments here! That said … here's the latest update on my situation. I did the right thing (initially). I turned down the invite. Oh I had second thoughts, but I did. Then today, John called and said if I finished up what I was doing early, I should drop in. I couldn't resist, so I did. John has a nice house, nice family and fun friends. I was introduced to a hot girl (I'll call her Kate). Did I ever mention John's wife's name? I called her Liz. Well Liz's friend is Kate and such a flirt. She told me how she and Liz want to hang out with me. I let Kate know that I wasn't interested in Liz at all, but I would be interested in hanging out with her sometime. She said it was a package deal and walked on. I found John and hung out with for a while. Every now and then I would catch Liz and Kate glancing over. At one point, I had to use the rest room. Guess who was waiting to use it right after me? Yes, both of them. They tried to engage me in conversation, but I just excused myself went back outside. I hung around a little more and said my good-bye's. Kate walked me out to the car and gave me her number and made me call her right then so she had my number in her phone as well. A simple peck good-bye and she reiterated "package deal". I said, "you're crazy" as I hopped in my car and she replied, "it will happen eventually". I just drove off wondering if it will.

Update 8/22 … this afternoon my cell phone rang. Guess who? It was Kate and Liz. They were doing their normal Sunday thing … "shopping". Well, they wanted me to meet them for lunch. I declined. They wanted to come over and thankfully they do not know where I live. Fact is, I'm a young guy just starting out and I live with my parents. So that doesn't work any way. They both offered some tempting arguments as to why I should hang out, but I didn't. I asked them to put their ear to the phone at the same time. I then said, "this game is over" and hung up. A moment later, I received a text message that said … "That's what you think!" And the game continues and it picks up back at work tomorrow. I am thinking about taping Liz's conversations. Time will tell how this plays out.

Update 8/24 morning … the mailroom just made their drops. I received a little package marked "personal". Inside were two pairs of panties with a note. The note said, "just a little something to keep you interested". Although, the note wasn't signed, it is obvious who it came from. I got to tell you, this was a nice gift. Anyway, they thought they were smart by not signing the note. But they hand wrote it. I am hoping it was Liz who wrote it and I am hoping John can recognized her handwriting, because I dumped their nice gift into a new manilla envelope with the note and inconspicuously dropped it on John's desk. Let the chips fall where they may!Update 8/24 night … just got a call from Kate. Apparently John was stumped about the envelope on his desk and mentioned it to his wife. I am guessing she played dumb and called Kate. Well Kate was NOT happy when we spoke. I told her the game was over, but wouldn't mind grabbing a drink with just her sometime and said we could laugh at this all. Kate copped a bit of an attitude and said this is no game and we get what we want. That is when I had to kick it up a notch. I asked her what she meant about that and to give me the specifics. Well, what a dope! She confessed their plans. Like I said, I kicked it up a notch. I hit the record button on my cell phone and got some very incriminating comments. Then, I played regretful and told her to have Liz call me so I can apologize. I am gonna record Liz too and then play it back to them both and watch her dirty her diaper. Wow, this is fun! Stay tuned

Update 8/25 … well Liz came in to meet John for lunch. She was a little standoffish, but I managed to get her attention. I mouthed the word "sorry" and then signaled "call me" by extending my thumb and pinky outwards and putting them to my ear and mouth as if it were a phone. Liz smiled and gave me a head nod. Well, I got the call this evening. She asked me if I was crazy and I told her I wasn't interested in their games, I just apologized cause I felt bad about what I did (gave John the panties). She got a bit angry and said, "you know how much trouble I could have got in if John realized those were my panties?" I asked why she gave them to me. She said her and Kate came up with the idea because they wanted me to realize what I could have. I played dumb. She laughed and asked me if I was serious and told me that she and Kate want me for their boy toy. I told her that sounded interesting and I may be able to accomodate Kate, but not her because of John. She said what I heard before … "it's a package deal." I told her I was gonna quote a favorite game show and firmly stated, "NO DEAL!" I have to give her credit cause she was resilient. She kept on trying which was great. Then when I heard enough and had enough, I broke the news once again. "THIS GAME IS OVER!" She said, "excuse me?" That's when I broke the news … that I only had her call, so I can tape her. Then I told her again, "I just taped this entire conversation, game over, checkmate!" Wow, I love it almost as much now as when I did it live. I plan to download it as a sound clip and save it on my laptop. I am sure there will be more to this over the next couple of days, so stay tuned! I plan to call Kate tomorrow and let her know what I did too, if she doesn't know already. Then I will simply tell her, stop the games and no one will find out. Then, I will ask her out for drinks. Kate is hot

Update Aug 26th Lunch Time … My mind has been racing with different scenarios on how this finally plays out. Still no call from Kate and I am wondering what they decided. No better way to find out, so I called Kate. She played dumb as if she didn't know that I taped the conversation. I called her on that and she finally fessed up that she knew and said she was reluctant to talk to me over the phone cause how does she know that I wasn't taping again. I let her know that was a good question and promised her that I had all I needed and I was done with the games. I told Kate I would be willing to allow her to erase the sound clip from my phone so she and Liz could have peace of mind as long as they agree to just stop the crap and let's just remain friends. Kate agreed. What else could she do?! I then asked her out for tomorrow night and said she could have my phone then. At the end of the conversation, I had Kate's trust and we had a laugh. She is going to tell Liz everything we discussed and not to worry. By the way, I was told Liz was as scared as can be and had a wake up call. So keep tuned in and remember that even though I will allow her to delete this recorded conversation from my phone, I have it backed up on my lap top just in case. I am no dummy, it's just an insurance policy.

Update Aug 28th … Well, I had a nice night out with Kate. I picked her up and actually met her mother. Her mother was a typical sweet woman. Both of them sported big smiles when I handed Kate a rose and gave her a little hello peck on the cheek. From that point on, Kate was like a little gushy girl with a crush. We jumped in my car and I simply said, "let's take care of the phone first and then concentrate on having a good time." We deleted the recording and Kate all giggly said, "that was crazy what you did." I said, "listen, let's just forget all about that and start over from here." I took her to a nice Irish Pub and we decided to just munch on appetizers and have some drinks. The conversation was very easy and flowing. We had many things in common. The night flew by and it was time to take Kate home. I was able to drive as I didn't have many drinks (I started drinking club soda halfway through the night). We pulled up to Kate's home and her eyes got a little watery. I didn't understand. She went on and on … she apologized profusely again and again and said she couldn't believe what she did and what a great guy I am. She said that she never knew she could have such a good time on a simple date. She has always met losers. She wanted to know if I would call her again. I simply told her that I don't stand for games or for people who play games. She swore to me that she never did anything like that before, that she just got caught up in it because of Liz. Liz (a tease) thought it would be fun. When I told her that Liz kissed me that day I met her after work, she said that she didn't know that and was shocked. She doesn't think Liz is happy and that may be why and started the game and brought her in as a "crutch". My reply, "whatever … let's move on." I walked Kate to her door and gave her another simple kiss on the cheek and said, "goodnight." Again, her eyes watered up. I think she was expecting more. I pulled down the block and waited a couple of minutes and then called her. She sounded sad and asked, "Are you ok?" I said, "I'm ok, I forgot to give you something … can you come to the door in a minute." I was waiting at the door when she opened it. Kate said, "what did you forget to give me?" I leaned in and gave her a nice kiss and a hug." I told her not to make plans for tomorrow night (actually tonight now). I got another hug and I took off. Kate was now much happier. She is actually a good girl who got caught up in the fantasy of a friend. Can't wait til tonight. Stay tuned

Update Aug 29th —- The 2nd date went well. I took Kate to a local fair. We played games and ate funnel cakes. Can't go wrong with that! After I told her that I wanted to meet some friends for drinks, she was invited of course and was excited that I wanted to introduce her to some of my friends. We entered the establishment and Kate couldn't believe it. Yes, we were meeting John and Liz for drinks. We were all having a good time. I wasn't used to seeing Liz so reserved. For me, it was like watching a caged animal. My mind wandered at time and wondered what "it" could have been like. I caught her a couple of times looking at me when she wasn't exactly involved in the conversation. I kinda had a feeling that although the game was over, she still wanted to play. Could that be so or was it my imagination? I tried not to thing about that for the rest of the night. Well the rest of the night progressed nicely and we had a good time. I plan to see Kate again, but I don't want to rush into any serious relationship, but I think Kate likes me alot and wouldn't mind. Time will tell. In the mean time I can't wait to see Liz again when she comes to meet John for lunch just to see how she acts around me. Talk to you all soon

Aug 30th Rebuttal—- To those who just posted that I should STFU or start a blog rather than post here, go stratch your ass! This is my outlet and I will continue. Besides, I have almost 450 views. That tells you something. You are in the minority. It is simple for you not to read my entries. Move on you negative bastards, move on. As for those of you who do truly wonder how this will play out, keep tuned in. I believe I know my next step already when I see Liz. Tell you either tomorrow or Wednesday after her weekly visit to the office. Now, I gotta go as I have work to do.

Aug 31 Phone Call —- Just got off the phone with Kate. She was at lunch. She sounded sad, so I inquired. After some prying, she finally confessed. She enjoyed my company so much and missed me. She want to hang out some time during the week. She told me no one ever treated her like I did. That shocked me cause I really didn't do anything special and that's what I told her. She mentioned again that any guy that ever showed interest in her basically wanted one thing and that I was different. I let her know that I am not different, I am just patient. I think that melted her. We are gonna see eachother tonight for some Starbucks. On the other front (Liz) ... Kate tells me that she thought Liz may be a little jealous of my new friendship with Kate. Liz had mentioned that she found me first and somehow Kate ended up with me. I told Kate not to worry about that, the game is over and let's just take it day by day. So folks, I will let you know how coffee went tomorrow and more importantly how my interaction with Liz goes cause she is coming to the office tomorrow to meet John. = =

Sept 1 —- Well simply put, coffee with Kate was just that. We had a nice time and never really talked about the game or even Liz. We have moved on from that. I will be seeing her this weekend. She actually wants to take me out to one of her favorite places. So, like I said … we had a nice time. ——- Ok, fast forward to today. Liz came in for lunch with John. She is much more comfortable with stopping in on me since I was actually at her house for that BBQ and have gone out with them this past weekend. People in the office know that I have dated her friend, so there is no weird looks when she stopped in. Anyway, she stopped in. We made small talk and she asked if I liked Kate. I simply said, "yes". She said she was sorry for the game, but look what came from it. I agreed. Liz continued to say that her big mistake was involving Kate and she should have never gone that route. I interrupted and said, listen that is all over. She agreed that it was all over, but said she still wanted me. This time she isn't including anyone. At that time, John popped in and said he was ready to go. They invited me, but I declined as my head was now spinning again. Liz then said, well let's all get together again this weekend. I said I already had plans with Kate on Friday night and planned on hanging with some other friends on Saturday without her. Liz said that she will call Kate to she if they can tag along Friday. Uh oh, here we go again.

Sep 4 – I just tried updating and something wacky is going on with this site, so here goes again … Kate picked me up and took me to a nice italian restaurant. We were meeting Liz and John there. Yes, Liz wiggled in on our dinner plans. Kate feels that Liz and John are responsible of us hooking up, so she had a hard time not inviting them along. Well, the company and the food were fine, but the rest of the evening was quite interesting. We went for drinks and Kate was very affectionate. She was holding my hand, leaning up against me and giving me a peck here and there. That was fine, but for one thing. I couldn't help wonder what Liz was thinking while this was going on. I soon found out. The end of the night rolled around and we were all leaving. I went to the bathroom while Kate went to get the car. That's when it happened. Liz said she had to go to the bathroom too and told John to get their car. When I walked out of the men's room, there she was. Liz was waiting and said, "I love Kate, but I found you first." That's when she pressed up against me in all the right places and gave me one of the most sensual kisses I ever had. She told me that she was free on Tueday night and not to have any plans. I went back into the men's room to regain my composure. When I came back out, Liz was outside with John and Kate who had the cars waiting. We all said our good-byes and took off. When I got into the car with Kate, she asked, "did she Liz try anything?" I think Kate knew that Liz hung around the bathroom with an alterior motive. "Don't be crazy, she knows that I am with you", was my knee-jerk response. I was dying inside. Kate said, "good, she better not." We pulled up to my house and I was so horny from Liz that I begain kissing Kate like a 16 year old at a make-out party. I finally came to and said that I should go. Kate laughed and said it was about time that I gave her a real kiss. I told her I just don't rush things. We made plans for today and I am about to go pick her up, but can't stop thinking about Liz. Now what?! = = = = =

Sept 5 —- Well Kate and I hung out yesterday and I JUST GOT HOME!!! Kate is no dummy. She played me and had an alterior motive. She invited me over, knowing that her parents were away for the long weekend. Well, it didn't take her 20 minutes before she asked me to kiss her like I did the night before. Well you know where that ended up. I am not going to get into all the details, but HOMERUN. KATE IS SOOOO HOT. I just came home for a bit to take a good shower and grab some stuff. Kate asked me to stay the rest of the weekend with her. Catch up some more some other time!

Sept 8 --- Last night (Tuesday) was the night that Liz told me not to make plans. I learned that John was out at a job-related seminar and wasn't getting home til late. Liz told John that she was going to take advantage of his absence and go out with the ladies from the office after work. Well, Liz called me during the day and we talked for some time. She invited me out again and justified it by saying that we are now friends and we hang out. I let her know that I was aware of her bad intentions. She argued that it took two to tango and if I wasn't willing to tango, then there would be no dance. We met at that same pub as last time. We had a quick bite to eat and a couple of drinks. I told her it was nice, but I was getting the check and taking off. She agreed that was a good idea and said, "see?, no funny stuff!" Since it was a little late, I grabbed her a taxi. She was about to jump in when she turned and apologized. I said, "what for?" That's when she grabbed me and gave me this incredible kiss. "Now get in the cab with me," she ordered. What could I do? My hormones were ablaze. We picked up with the kissing where we left off. Well, we didn't end up dropping her off ... well at least, not at that time. Yup, I caved in. We took the scenic route with a detour to the local motel. Hey, I know what we did was wrong, but it was AMAZING. We are going to continue to see eachother once a month. That's when John is at his monthly meeting. Will I be able to look at Kate and John? Who knows? I do know I have two of the hottest girls I ever laid my eyes on. Now how do I convince them both that I am open for their original idea? Wow, it came full circle. Now off to work I go. Liz is coming in to meet John for lunch today. I can't wait to see her.

Sept 8 Lunchtime visit - Well, I was on edge all morning. My mind racing with thoughts of last night and what my interaction with Liz would be like today when she came in to meet John for lunch. When Liz came in, she made her way to the ladies room and passed my office on the way. As she passed, a big smile lit up her face. She peaked in and said she would be back in a moment to say hello. It seemed like forever because I was so anxious, but in reality it was only a few minutes. Liz came in and said, "so, how do you feel?" I answered, "never better" and she agreed. She told me that she and John were having another get together this weekend and she already invited Kate. Oh yeah Kate, I remember her. Anyway, Kate was going to ask me to come along. Liz told me to play dumb and just let Kate invite me. John popped in and made a joke about us two getting along a little too well. We all laughed. Wow! Sooo, I spoke to Kate this evening and I accepted her invite this weekend. I can't wait to see Liz. Strange, Kate is soooo hot, so pretty, yet Liz turns me on more. Kate and I are going out tomorrow night too. What a weekend!

Sept 13 (Weekend update) - Well my date with Kate on Friday night went as expected. Nice night out and ended much like I thought it would. Yay me! Fast forward to Sunday afternoon ... Kate picked me up and we made our way to John and Liz's place for another BBQ. Liz played it cool, which bothered me a little, but I realize why she did and why she had to. At one point, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile. That made me feel good. Ah, the forbidden fruit. Well, the afternoon rolled on and we were all having a good time. I ended up cutting my finger on a bottle cap. I asked John for a band-aid. Of course he didn't know if they had any or where it would be, so he called for Liz. Liz was happy to help. I followed her to the bathroom and it wasn't a few moments that went by, that she grabbed me and started to make out with me. She is sooo crazy and wild. I told her that everyone will wonder where we are if we are gone long, so we better get the band-aid and get back. That's when she looked at me and said, "well then, we have no time to waste!" OMG, you can't imagine what she did to me. I was soooo nervous. What felt like forever, was actually less than ten minutes. When we got back to the party, she simply said that she had a hard time finding a band-aid. I needed another beer. This was so insane. I am really liking this Liz and can't wait to see her again. During the ride home, Kate and I talked about the party. Kate said she was a little worried that Liz would try something with me when she took me inside for that band-aid, that she almost came along. I laughed it off and assured her that everything was ok. Kate stopped the car and kissed me and that led to .... What a day! I am a lucky guy to have two great girls. Kate invited me over Wednesday after work because her parents will be out. How can I turn her down? Talk soon people!

Sept 24 ... It's been a while and that's because I have been burning it from both ends. Kate and I have been seeing eachother about 3 to 4 times a week and Liz has been finding time to see me at least once a week on the other days even if it is for just 15 minutes. She is falling for me and is getting a little jealous of Kate. Every time I tell her that we got to stop, she does something that makes me want it to continue. I have even told her we gotta stop just because I knew what she would do. Well tonight is a double date ... Kate and me and Liz and John. This will be fun!

Sept 26 ... Kate and I went out with Liz and John to a local pub, band was great and conversation was actually very nice. Kate very excitedly told John and Liz that I was gonna start looking for an apartment ... that's when John piped in and said that if I could wait a month, they were winterizing their pool house and hoping to rent it out. It's very small like a studio, but all I need and the price is right. Even though I was gonna accept, I said I didn't know if it was a good idea renting from friends. John said, "Are you kidding me? and Kate who just wants me to have my own place said, "You gotta take it." I let them twist my arm a little more and then just said, "okay". I even will end up getting a free ride to work and all the benefits of having Liz just a few steps away. It's basically a done deal. Liz even suggested that I move in now if I want, since I really do not need heat yet. John agreed and told me he would only charge half rent for this month since there will some renovations going on in there. I move in October 1st. I don't feel bad about the Liz situation anymore cause at least I will be paying John. Money well spent on "rent".

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Calai commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

I have lost any and all sympathy I initially had for you because I had thought you genuinely wanted to do the right thing. You make it so clear that you're NOT crazy. You're just a selfish idiot with no brains and no concern for others.

Don't give the "it's the hormones" excuse because that's crap. You know full well what you're doing and you have complete control over the decisions you're making. I feel sorry for people who know you who think you're a good person.

JERK!

I wish I could slap you in the face and throw something hard at your balls so that you can't reproduce and raise children to be like you!

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Ames commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

I completely agree with you Calai.

Dude, As soon as you used the "it's hormones" excuse you gave away that you really are an easily manipulated guy with no backbone. I just really hope that it does not come to bite you in the Ass because you were at least useful for comic entertainment.

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MattBro commented on this rant 6 years, 7 months ago.

You sir, are THE luckiest person alive.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

YOU WUSS! YOU MUST HAVE LEFT YOUR BALLS IN YOUR MOMMA'S WOMB! JOHN HAS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS! THIS KIND OF THING CANNOT BE KEPT SECRET IN A MARRIAGE! AND WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON ANOTHER IDIOT LIKE KATE? YOU MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE TO GET LAID.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Wow, I never knew I could be so mean. ^_^" Hehe. It's just that you, OP, bring out my dark side because I hate infidelity and guys who have no balls annoy my socks off! Yet I can't stop reading this soap opera!!!

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Jasper commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Yeah it's like watching a train wreck. It's terrible but I can't stop reading it, it's too interesting!

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Ames commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Honestly, this is better than a train wreck and those spanish soap opera's combined, where all you see is tears, drama, tears, and drama...

But in all seriousness, I really do think you should at least hint something to John. Sure you have the evidence of what they did, and its horrible, but this can and might come to bite you back in the a**. Yes, you are a guy, and definitely want to get into Kate's pants, but you should really think about the future. Should John find out what happened and you did not tell him, depending on his standing in the company or the people he knows, he can and probably will make your life at work hell. you are playing a very dangerous game and right now you are winning. But you are a guy, and think with your second head, so you might just slip up and that is all the opportunity Liz and Kate will need to drag you further into their little game. Because thats all this is to them, a game. You might think you are the hottest thing out there right now, but who knows, maybe the girls just want a lil fun and you are convenient, nothing like fresh meat to make a boring life exciting...

My point is, you have the upper hand, don't give it up by playing this game with them. One wrong move, you screw it up, and then you'll be like damn....

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Yeah, man, stfu! You're like a giddy little girl with hormones going haywire. Go make a blog! Stop blogging here!

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Pulled the words right out of mouth.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

you're beginning to improve :)

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Calai commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

You're being stupid. No one will find out?! Aren't you going to tell John about this? What kind of a person are you!?!! Jerk. You just got the tapes. They're all you need! Don't screw it up by negotiating with them! The game plan was to record, tell John about it, and not tell THEM about it, duh. wth? You like this game. You want it to keep on going. It pleasures you and it strokes your ego. Just know that you're a fool for having let it get this far when you could have stopped it sooner.

Have a good evening. :)

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Dork, dont play it back to them! Give it to john!!

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elle commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

I agree with the other anon, he is improving and it's getting better this way. Who'd of thunk it?!

and to the anon I'm replying, true true. Don't play it back, just give it to John. If you play it back, you're just continuing the game/the chase and giving them a chance to spin it/counter.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

The other anon and that anon and this anon are all the same person! :p

But I take it back. Maybe he's not improving. He told them about the tapes, and he's even considering to negotiate and possibly, "no one will find out." wth?

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

*ahem* we are not all the same.

Stop speaking for us.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

I was only referring to the anon who said "You're beginning to improve" and "Dork, don't play it back to them."

I'm not speaking for you.

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elle commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

ANYWAY.........

I feel bad for John who might've married for looks. His wife is a slut c***. And yes, I used those two words in the same sentence because she is one.

I think not letting John know at this point (it's gone on long enough OP), is disastrous for you. Any move is pretty much one to ruin you rather than help the situation. I think at this point, it's better to let him know straight up some how. I doubt his wife "Liz" had an epiphany and totally checked herself into a different person. I'd put money on it in fact.

Good work getting Kate 1:1 though. I'm happy about that. Forget Kate&Liz together though cause together, they're co-conspirators of girls sick in the head. Apart/divided, is much better.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

You're such an a******. If you had any decency, you'd do the right thing and spare your co-worker an even worse case of a broken heart when he finds out his wife is a whore, and YOU have been keeping this crap behind his back.

Grow up, little boy. Don't be like the American "man" or "woman" who thinks adultery is even remotely acceptable.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

You're such a little boy. Tell John about this, you idiot. We can't help you if you can't help yourself first.

#1) Why were you hovering in her general area to begin with?
#2) Why haven't you told John about this? - PULL THE POOR GUY ASIDE AND TELL HIM WHAT'S GOING ON! *DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BALLS?!!! WHY CAN'T YOU MAN UP!*
#3) Damn, you're like a teenage boy.

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elle commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

For me, I wouldn't have let it escalate that far. Once you put her on notice and she started ignoring you, that would be a damn success yet you went back. gg. Lucky this John guy is only a co-worker and not an actual pal of yours cause really, that'd be an even worse omen (not downplaying how messed up this is already). Ex-girlfriends tend to mess around this way with ex-boyfriends' friends and really, its difficult for a guy to say no when a girl jumps on them. But it's a dirty foul play for a girl to spite back this way. And that figurative pal is in for real s***.

In your [OP] situation, I would go to the BBQ and f*** her friend but not your co-workers' wife.

Btw, when you tried to walk by her/brushing her and whispering tease; it was obvious you're a mfer who needs a keyboard wack across the face more than once. You emphasize you don't want to do wrong yet you leave the door open. Man the f*** up and tell John so he can f*** your ass up. Either way, one of you in the hospital or six feet under and the other is in jail. Otherwise don't touch her.

Last word, both those girls are bitches to begin with.

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Ames commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

THIS WILL Bite you in the ASS...I Just hope you have some type of insurance.

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Jasper commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

What the f***. This isn't a blog, either rant or f*** off, we honestly couldn't care less about your fantasies of having sex with Kate and Liz. Yes, I read between the lines you sick f***.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years ago.

Sounds like you're getting serious with Kate. Maybe you'll end up with her even after all the drama.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

I would go to church and pray that John is not a closet psychopath with a very bad case of jealousy.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

My God, this is like watching a soap opera. Instead of yelling at the TV screen, I'm yelling at my computer screen. And now people are looking at me weird.

Get a life people! Can't a guy shout at his computer screen?!

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XeroLimitsX commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

You sir, are a jerk.

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Jasper commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

As someone who's experienced cheating from a few different angles, I'll say this: DO NOT DO ANYTHING YOU MAY REGRET. It WILL haunt you. This isn't something that you can just erase. If you ever meet someone you fall in love with and want to be truly honest towards, this is the kind of thing that will really burn your conscience. It's NOT worth it. You can find bimbos on the street anywhere, there's no need to s*** where you eat. Yeah, John's just a co-worker, but the fact that they're f***ing married is reason enough NOT to touch his wife goddammit. You damn well better not give in and go to the BBQ. If you do, you're just looking for trouble and expect karma to bite you in the ass.

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shabootie9 commented on this rant 7 years ago.

She's a walking STD RUN!

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erid commented on this rant 7 years ago.

lmao, enjoy getting kicked out of your new home once the truth is unveiled. ;)
And you have a truly f***ed up moral code. Just because you're paying John rent, it's fine to screw his wife? Wow.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

You've done it! It's too late now. You're now going to live with this kind of standards. What can I say, besides....OMFG...OMFG....

Things goes around comes around....One day you'll think back and remember that, anon told you so but you didn't listen. Bad, bad, bad....

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

It kind of boggles my mind that you actually "like" his wife even though she's not very loyal to her husband....Think about all the bad karma you're accumulating by the mere temptation or thought of possibly doing something with this woman. You've gotta be out of your mind! You're suppose to feel disgusted by her behavior! But then again, a lot of Americans are out of their minds since it seems so normal for them to cheat on their spouses. If there's even the slightest dirty thought going through your little head, young man, you should be very ashamed of yourself. I'm telling you this because you will have a wife of your own one day, if she does something like that woman, you'd be heart-broken. Once you let this kind of behavior enter your life, it doesn't leave....because you will eventually be able to tolerate this behavior from your significant other. That means you'll likely end up marrying someone who's okay with this behavior. Then, it all leads straight to cheating on one another in the end.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

Spiral of death...

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

lol wow your excuse is hilarious. It's hormones! It's hormones! Come on, you're old enough to get a job, hormones are having a sight less of an effect now on you than during puberty. What Calai said is exactly right.

This circus will come to an end sooner or later, and you've just set yourself up for getting pwned big-time. Congratulations.

By the way, did I mention that you utterly fail? You had yourself in the perfect position to get out of your mess and now you've been manipulated- rather, let yourself been manipulated because you wanted to get into her pants- into a big steaming pile of s***.

Congratulations once again.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

Well, sounds like you've got quite the dilemma there. I think you should tell John about it. Seriously, if my wife was doing that, I would want to know *fast*.

You sound like a very attractive guy with a lot of things going for you. Making an enemy out of your co-worker is definitely a turn you don't want to take.

I know you've heard this before, but there are lots of fish in that bucket of water my friend...and some whales...(mmm the whales)

But be careful of the sharks... You know, the kind that go behind their husband's back.


EDIT:

Forgot to mention this. Given what kind of woman she is, I wouldn't be surprised if she's slept with a truck load of guys. You have no idea what kinds of horrible things she's contracted. Just saying...

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Next time either one calls, engage them in conversation and then conference call John with a restricted number and let him listen to his wife. You should be quiet and just let her talk and sink herself.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

I don't think this would work. John will either keep saying "hello", hang up, or talk (especially if he hears his wife's voice).

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Armywife052009 commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

hey put youself in john's place, would you want to know your wife was a whore

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elle commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Sorry, but "was" is not an appropriate term here.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

No need to try and convince him, he have already made up his mind.... =/

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XeroLimitsX commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

Best thing to do is to not have the relationship between you and Liz get that far. In my honest opinion, talk to John about it, Or have Kate talk to John about how Liz may be unhappy. Nothing will change with Liz if John doesn't know theres a problem.

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Ames commented on this rant 7 years, 1 month ago.

I completely Agree with you! Something needs to be done about Liz because if you don't, your relationship with Kate may not go far.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

I'm speechless....You'll regret it(in MANY ways), that's all I can say.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

You should post this up as a new rant titled, "Co-worker's Wife - Updated version". I don't think everyone know that you've updated your rant. Just a suggestion. =)

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I_Agree commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

I think what anon meant was to post the update as a new rant, and just add a link to the old rant. Something like:

"Hey here's my update from my previous rant (http://linktomypreviousrant) on my escapades at the office.. etc. etc."

That would be better. That way, you earn more karma, and your rant shows up on "latest" at least.

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Wolfsinger commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

You do nothing, buddy. it takes two to tango, and if you don;t play, she can't. Of course if she really IS interested then she may keep trying, but as long as you don;t accede, there's nothing going on. Aside from that, be a little dismissive of the attention if you can do it without being rude, or talk about your girlfriend. heck with it, make one up if you need to ... personally - and just personally - I wouldn't say a damn thing, I can;t see that producing anythign but sheer anarchy with your co-worker.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

Do it... do it while you can. And then hopefully karma (or John) catches up with you and kicks you in the ass. Otherwise, be a decent guy and avoid her while she's around. Is it that difficult?

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

Stay away. Don't encourage her. She'll get the message eventually. Don't tell John, either.

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

...I must agree, quite a problem. Make sure if this happens again, stand up to greet her and actually see if she looks down at your crotch. If you are sitting every time she says hi, then she may just be looking down at you. Don't jump to conclusions until you are sure.

If she is into you, then DON'T DO IT and make it clear to her. A hostile workplace is not somewhere you want to be. There are many other women you will like.

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rtovar100 commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

Ok this is what you do next time she stops by to say hi tell her just like this "Stop the bulls*** what do you want.....I don't have time for BS so if you know what you want let me know and we can figure something out to accomodate you"

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anonymous commented on this rant 7 years, 2 months ago.

This is what I would do. During innocent conversation with her, ask where she and John will be going for lunch. Whatever she replies, say "oh i was gonna check that place out tomorrow". Or you can say ... "I'm still kinda new here, do you know of any good after work happy hours around town?" "I'm looking to go with my buddy tomorrow." If she is in to you, she will show up to either. It's basically throwing the bait out there and letting the fish bite. If it bites, reel it in. Tell her ... I work with your husband and I like him, so I can only do you once, but it is one time that you will remember.